Lost Your Underwear?

August 18, 2008 | Filed Under Gibberish, Humour, Photography, Work | 4 Comments

I found it outside work a couple of nights ago. Thought it was interesting, so here are the photos from my N95

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Hmm?

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Is this yours?

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Another angle

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The Virgin Girl

June 17, 2008 | Filed Under Humour | 2 Comments

It’s Download Day for Firefox 3, but I have yet to update my Firefox 3 RC 3 because it appears that there’s still no update at this time. Perhaps a little while later.
My updates have been going slower these couple of days because:

I get turned off by the speed of my connection, peak AND off-peak hours. The speed is currently shaped to 64kbps because the download/upload quota of 20GB peak & off-peak is exceeded and there are three more days before the quota resets on the 20th. I so can’t wait to do a proper update.
I’m all work, work, work, work and work. I get a couple of days off a week, but that is not really enough time for me to sleep and catch up on blogs.

Anyway, since it’s still the beginning of the week, I’ve decided to post this passe joke which I found somewhere in the realms of the WWW.

The Virgin Girl
A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist.”

* * * * * * * * *

Have a good week ahead! =)

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Where Do You Sit in Class/Seminar?

May 23, 2008 | Filed Under Announcement, Humour, Life in Uni, Questions, Rough Times | 5 Comments

“Piled Higher and Deeper” by Jorge Cham
www.phdcomics.com

Now that my university life is officially put on hold for another 9 full weeks, I am hereby free from the clutches of assignments and tests. I will be available for work full-time for unlimited hours, without the 20 hours constraint, thus being able to concentrate on paying off my debts and phone bills (yes, that’s plural. Yes, my phone connection has been suspended).

The big question is, who is hiring me? I am willing to be your photography slave for a really affordable price =P

Have a great weekend, people.

ps. This is officially my 100th blog entry in ChanRaymond dot net!

p.p.s Prayers go out to Hwey and Deng’s grandmother who fell down earlier today and is hospitalised. and also not forgetting their family in this time of despair.

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The Two Singaporean Girls

May 5, 2008 | Filed Under Humour, Life in Uni, Thoughts | Leave a Comment

There is this two Singaporean girls who sit opposite me in one of my tutorials.

They often look across the room when the tutor is speaking, more specifically, to my direction.

Somehow that is making me feel really uncomfortable, for I know not if their constant eyeing on me is because I had not showered or because of my shabby/nonchalant sense of dressing to class.

The single most unfortunate thing is that, not one of the two are of the supermodel type. If only…

Thanks for reading my crap and have a great week ahead. Proper update soon, promise.

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Daily Routine at Work

February 27, 2008 | Filed Under Humour | 2 Comments

I am sure many of you have your own habits at work and I for one have one too. Some known habits include:

ogling/staring/perving at hot chicks/guys at work (proving there is any)
digging for “gold” (dried nasal mucus from your nostril/ear wax)
biting of nails
etc

Often, I go to work feeling tired and bored early in the morning, but after this “routine” of mine, I would feel refreshed almost instantaneously and my energy level would have shot up to the fullest.

What other routine can I be referring to, other than taking a nice load of crap (ie. defecating, ca-caing, shitting, pang sai, passing motion, etc.) early in the morning?

The feeling of dumping all the toxic waste from the night before is indescribable. A colleague of mine even suggested that getting yourself high on drugs would come close to the feeling that it generate, but I beg to differ.

What about your daily work routine?

On another note, I took this typing test which I found from Kee Yit’s blog.

Give it a try, it’s fun. My results are below.