The Virgin Girl
June 17, 2008 | Filed Under Humour
It’s Download Day for Firefox 3, but I have yet to update my Firefox 3 RC 3 because it appears that there’s still no update at this time. Perhaps a little while later.
My updates have been going slower these couple of days because:
- I get turned off by the speed of my connection, peak AND off-peak hours. The speed is currently shaped to 64kbps because the download/upload quota of 20GB peak & off-peak is exceeded and there are three more days before the quota resets on the 20th. I so can’t wait to do a proper update.
- I’m all work, work, work, work and work. I get a couple of days off a week, but that is not really enough time for me to sleep and catch up on blogs.
Anyway, since it’s still the beginning of the week, I’ve decided to post this passe joke which I found somewhere in the realms of the WWW.
The Virgin Girl
A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist.”
* * * * * * * * *
Have a good week ahead! =)
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i’m anticipating firefox3 too but there’s that timezone difference. they should’ve included a countdown timer or something.
@clem - My sentiments exactly!