Detailed Observations From Church

1. There is a loud (and I mean LOUD, OBNOXIOUS) old lady who seemed to be begging for somebody to gag her with their smelly socks every Sunday evening during mass when she sings so frigging loud (more like wailing), overpowering every single person in the church, not excluding the one with the microphones.

2. There was a prayer for all the seniors today, and all senior members of the parish was requested to stand up while everyone else recites the prayer. There are numerous senior members (fully white-haired men and women), sitting down on their asses scratching their balls while every other senior members remained standing during the prayer. Thick-skinned.

3. There were kids wailing out loud (this one’s for real, unlike number 1) from the back of the church, and the parents did nothing to control the child. I honestly wanted to yell out STFU while giving them the killer-stare, but I was seated too far away from them.

Three is enough to disrupt my concentration in mass. God bless you.

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Raymond Chan, 21, lives in Perth (Australia). He blogs about his passion through the lens and shares his view about life through his writing on anything under the sun. As recent graduate from Murdoch University, he holds a Bachelor of Communication, majoring in both Journalism and Public Relations. He is currently looking for a full-time career in Public Relations.
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4 Responses to Detailed Observations From Church

  1. lilian says:

    But none as worse as the constipated holy-schmoly ones whose saintly behaviour gives you the creeps. :)

    The exchange is RM29.15. Alot lor…

  2. Malaysian says:

    Hello Friend…looks like you are in Big shit..
    How you view your enviro is actualy a mirror of your present inner self..beg God to help you reflect Him ..and you may be able to see this wonderful earth and the people..

  3. zewt says:

    focus my friend… focus….

    zewts last blog post..When cost is not an issue

  4. Raymond Chan says:

    Hi lilian, yes, and apparently that LOUD woman I was referring to is one of them too. Now I feel like changing mass time.

    Malaysian, I’m not your friend, and you’re the one who’s in the Big Shit. God bless you.

    zewt, cheers.

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